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ikea-graveyard:

Okay this white dude had a black girlfriend and they were walking by me and the dude said, “you know what babe, realtors are so lazy when it comes to financing” and she literally replied with, “why do you have to talk about the most boring shit, Steve”.

im tryna go outside today but it’s too fucking hot.
why won’t this weather let me live?

chubbykirk:

i like boys in theory and then one gets too close to me and im like nah

suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

onlyblackgirl:

meohellokitty:

onlyblackgirl:

shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

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Watch that dog get robbed real quick.

…can you rob an animal?

If i see it on the street we gone find out.