January 2010
my boss at work is a bitch...
I hope her fat arse falls into some marshland on that isle she lives on and the mud swap swallows that oompa-lumpa whooooole.
She has given me no shifts this week, the only time she talks to me is to make me feel small, tell me off or make me do shitty jobs no one else is doing.
Grrrrwwaaaaaargh. I wanna stab her boob with a spork.
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I currently look like a leopard.
marilynmunster:
Or a whore.
What’s wrong with looking like a leopard or a ho?
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Dear Radio 1 and British television,
marilynmunster:
stay-nonchalant:
marilynmunster:
stay-nonchalant:
marilynmunster:
stay-nonchalant:
marilynmunster:
plz2b playing the original version of “Don’t Stop Believing,” and getting Journey to perform it, kthx
I’d like to hear it too, but the Glee version is pretty nice too.
I’m fed up of hearing the Glee one in the salon :(
The first time I came across it, I thought the...
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So I'm making cookies...
Except they don’t look like cookies they look like scones. FML. I wonder what I did wrong? I can’t really cook anything right, unless it comes out of a jar or packet.
I’m sure a man won’t marry me for my cooking ability, so I better start working on my bedroom skills. *sigh*
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“No one believed that Braveheart star Mel Gibson could carry off being a Scot but...”
– Frankie Boyle (via marilynmunster)
REBLOG IF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD YELLS WHEN YOU...
saintsnsailors:
(via mariahiscool)
Jerry Springer just keeps shocking me...
And I shouldn’t be suprised but I am…
So right now some hippy chick called ‘Moon’, was sitting with some straight laces blonde dude, and she reveals to this guy that she’s cheating… Trust the guy that comes out to be a six foot black guy called ‘Tyreek’.
So he and this blonde dude start fighting and in the process they start tumbling on the floor...
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