December 2011
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clitarhero:
anthagio:
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voldy92:
2011was tuff, challenqinq, ii learned wut love iz, wut pain iz, i made new friends <3 i lost some old friends </3 i learned who i am and who i am not. but no matter wut i am who i am. liv lyff w/ no reqretzz. i am stronqer now. cant wait 4 2012. new year new me <3333;xoxo (;
I love what your saying but - could you please use...
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CULL MII CUUTE CULL MII NAAICE CULL MIII SECKS-SAYYY
YA KNOW EVRRY MAN WAN DIS.
Watchlittlepandabear:
cockstreetboys:
w@t
i wish i was jamaican.
OMG. WHERE’S MIA???
pimp replied to your photo: and finally a picture to show ya’ll the product of…
YOUR ASS HAS POWER OVER NICKI MINAJ.
ikr. <3
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stefi-leekx replied to your photoset: this is me sexing it up for y’all. i am gonna make…
is that your nicki minaj impression?
omg. it is. if she can make it stupid faces tolerable so can i.
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one of these guys i am following is so beautiful but jesus lord his posts are as stupid as hell. baby boy can’t even spell most of the time. i’m just gonna put up with it because otherwise i’ll have nothing to fap to.
i don’t even know why i’m whining. i probably wont unfollow. because i followed that other guy (from up north or the midlands idk) and he just came...
collecting your menstrual blood in a jar should only be okay if:
you are doing a legit scientific experiment
your boyfriend is a vampire and his kink is drinking blood from your womb
you are a high priestess for the yoruba/haitian goddess mami wata and she requires your blood for ceremonies
or my personal favourite:
never
tiefightersunite replied to your post: all you guys should collect your semen in jars and…
theres an actual cookbook (i think its called natures bounty or some such shit) about cooking with semen. i mean really. WHY THOUGH
wowowowowow a whole cookbook? fucking why?. :(
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all you guys should collect your semen in jars and then use it to make cupcakes for people. you can call it cupkakke.
i’m gonna start saving my old tampons. gonna make a necklace out of them.
just thinking about the amount of bacteria living in that period jar of blood is so fucking unnerving. if that jar should ever smash she would have to call a bio-hazard team in and they’d probably advise her to burn her house down and start again.
Anonymous asked:Why do you collect your period...
I am curious about people who are different from me too. ;)
I don’t really think there was a reason I started doing it. I just wanted to, I suppose. But, then I became attached to it. It’s a part of me. I feel that were I to have some organ or body part removed, I would want to keep that as well. I just appreciate things like that now.
The cookies I made were made with fresh, refrigerated...
like why is it i can’t meet any dudes who look like male models, like to stay indoors in front of their computers watching anime and illegally downloading comic books?
where the fuck are those guys?
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aw, i wish i was the khalessi (minus khal drogo’s marital rape and the dickhead brother) daenerys is a true champion and the perfect queen. i hope the dothraki cross that sea and kill everyone. everrrrrryone. the kingdoms should be theirs.
ichoosedisco replied to your post: oh god. i just laughed when King Robert slapped…
she’s been cheating on the man with her own brother! not saying she deserved it, but she had to know it was coming!
urgh, i know. she is just a horrible woman. i hope everyone finds out about her soon.
now that tiana may carter has been born. hov and B can now nurture and train their child to lead and guide us as they usher in the new world order.
blessed bey.
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oh god. i just laughed when King Robert slapped Queen Cersei. ‘i shall wear this like a badge of honour’ ‘wear it in silence or i shall honour you again’
a big man like him shouldn’t slap his own wife but i feel like a slap has been coming her way for a while. she’s always running her mouth.
nazi-life:
“you gon’ get some dick today” Big Sean says as he caresses Lil Wayne.
Watchmorethanlost:
Your daughter is showing owt!
wow am i watching my cousins or…???
TWERK TEAM: THE NEXT GENERATION.
LOL I CAN HEAR MY BROTHER IN THE SHOWER AND HE’S SINGING KE$HA.
tumblr intern: mr. karp! mr karp! it seems a lot of the bloggers on this site use something called a 'missing e' and they think it's flawless. what should we do?
david karp:
tumblr intern:
david karp:
tumblr intern:
david karp:
tumblr intern:
david karp: send lies in the form of a notification. I AM KING OF THIS REALM. NO ADD ON WILL BE GREATER THAN ANY FEATURE I CREATE!
mermaidmotels:
brienne—of—tarth:
have you ever gotten so angry that certain people exist that you just wanna punch god in the face for creating them
why would tumblrbot suggest i follow my kitty lea blog?
demonalefright:
Everything about Chris Brown makes me want to throw up.
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I'm weirder than you think I am
#Yes I want a cookie for that
you’s a speshul snowflake
yay mortal kombat: annihilation is on. i am gonna sky+ it. gosh, i wish i had a long white hair like raiden.
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schadenfraulein replied to your post: am i supposed to enjoy daenerys and khal drogo’s…
the wedding night one? No. They get better, though, in that they are consensual.
omg. no not that one. i fucking cried. poor girl. he was horrible. the other one when she wants to look him in the eye was tolerable tho. but i can’t get over the fact that she is supposed to be about 13 and he is a...
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am i supposed to enjoy daenerys and khal drogo’s sex scenes or not? i am fully confused rn.
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i’m dyeing my hair in the new year and i’m not sure if i’ll be wearing weaves anymore. i might wear clip in hair extensions though. i might try a honey blonde like naomi campbell had in the 90s or i just might get a purple or red tint. i just am bored of the way my hair looks.